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Tom Brady describes Rob Gronkowski as a Greek god

Tom Brady (he just signed a new 2-year contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers worth a cool $60 million) sat down for a recent Zoom interview with Howard Stern. Tom assured Howard there’s even more going on backstage the public never gets to see.

Howard admitted he never considered a career in athletics because he was nervous about being naked in the locker room, but Tom said that has never been an issue for him. “You get used to it,” he said. “You figure it out, every guy’s penis looks the exact same.”

Are all men really created equal, Howard wondered? He speculated Tom’s friend and former Patriots teammate Rob Gronkowski, standing 6 feet 6 inches tall, probably looked different than most when the towel came off.

“The guy is like a Greek god, his body,” Tom agreed. “That guy is just jacked up. He’s got a great physique.”

Surprisingly,

 

Tom said it’s the men with the most manhood who get goofed on the most sometimes. “If they’re very, very well endowed, they get made more fun of than the other guys,” Tom said, adding, “Certain guys would have to hide getting in the shower because they were embarrassed they were just, you know, a lot bigger than everybody else.”

Then he shared this fantasy memory:

“It’s funny, because I think they still let reporters into the locker room… Gronk would get naked, and literally throw this towel over his shoulder, and just walk through the locker room with all the reporters, and I would just laugh, because Gronk, he doesn’t give a sh*t, he’d just strut through.”

 

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